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Old Oct 06, 2006, 04:57 PM // 16:57   #3901
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Run away OAP alert

Pulls out anti-OAP gun, which fires vouchers and coupons to distract them...

Run old people run! Go get those vouchers for the charity shop!
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 05:16 PM // 17:16   #3902
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old ppl die of old age.
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 05:55 PM // 17:55   #3903
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Exploits old bodies and makes an army of Flesh Golems (i haxxored teh codez)
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 05:58 PM // 17:58   #3904
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u get banned by anet for hacking

flesh golems turn into neutral bone horrors and i control them all with verata's aura.
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 05:59 PM // 17:59   #3905
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haxxorz anet to debanerise myself

deletes giga
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 06:01 PM // 18:01   #3906
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makes a new account and anet call the police to arrest you.
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 06:15 PM // 18:15   #3907
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Turns house into a stronghold

"Come an' get me!"

Stands in bathroom sniping random cops

Pfft videogames have had to effect on me at all
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 08:36 PM // 20:36   #3908
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cops bring up 3 tanks.
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 08:55 PM // 20:55   #3909
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hiding underneath the tank
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 10:48 PM // 22:48   #3910
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Hijacking the tanks Mercenaries style
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 11:21 PM // 23:21   #3911
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tanks selfdestructing
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 11:52 PM // 23:52   #3912
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Self-destruction system fails because it runs on Windows
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 01:00 AM // 01:00   #3913
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Windows Vista comes out early and circumvents the above problem through a clever alteration of time done on the "Calculator" under "Accessories"

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Old Oct 09, 2006, 01:06 AM // 01:06   #3914
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Vista being full of viruses
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 01:32 AM // 01:32   #3915
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McAfee, probably spelled incorrectly.
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 01:39 AM // 01:39   #3916
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Trojan Backdoor viruses
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 01:52 AM // 01:52   #3917
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Linux
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 01:54 AM // 01:54   #3918
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smashing the computer with a baseball bat
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 01:56 AM // 01:56   #3919
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Still Linux (it's that sturdy)
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 01:58 AM // 01:58   #3920
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planting c4 on the linux system
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